Mr. Collins chat
Chat with Mr. Collins, if you have time for several remarks
Mr. Collins is comic because he never arrives empty-handed. Unfortunately, what he brings is usually a prepared opinion.
The short answer
Mr. Collins is part of the planned free Pride and Prejudice Chat launch roster. Ask him about Longbourn, Lady Catherine, Fordyce, proposals, and the art of missing the point.
Launching August on iOS. One email when it's ready — that's all.
What to ask Mr. Collins
Mr. Collins is best when the question gives him room to reveal too much.
- How long did you prepare your proposal?
- What is Lady Catherine's finest condescension?
- Do you understand why Elizabeth refused you?
- How does it feel to inherit Longbourn?
Why Mr. Collins works in conversation
Mr. Collins is not just a joke. He is the entail, patronage, social climbing, and self-importance compressed into one man with excellent confidence.
For a character chat app, that makes him a pressure valve: funny, absurd, and oddly revealing about the world around him.
Questions people ask
Can I chat with Mr. Collins?
Mr. Collins is part of the planned free Pride and Prejudice Chat launch roster.
What should I ask Mr. Collins?
Ask about Lady Catherine, Longbourn, Fordyce, Elizabeth's refusal, Charlotte Lucas, and his proposal strategy.
Is Mr. Collins free in Pride and Prejudice Chat?
Yes. The launch roster is planned to be free from the start.